Mr. Giant Bunny

bigbunnyDoes Mr. Giant Bunny scare anybody else?  Apparently, they’re breeding rabbits for size.  This big guy is part of a brood (what do you call a bunch of ’em?) headed for South Korea, where they’ll breed them and release them for hunters… to help solve a food shortage.

I would like someone to breed Giant Gyro’s cubs, and release them into the wilds of Northern California. Until then, if I see Mr. Giant Bunny hopping around my hood, I’m running the other way.

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11 thoughts on “Mr. Giant Bunny

  1. But consider the amount of luck contained in just one gigantic foot. I want one….in fact I want a few. I could use a break and a lucky rabbits foot is so much easier than actually making any kind of actual effort of my own.

    Thanks for the post

  2. A solution to giant bunnies: A rifle
    A result of solution to giant bunnies: Rabbit stew and perhaps a fur coat.

  3. “That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide — it’s a killer!

    I”m warning you – he’s got HUGE, SHARP… he can leap a… LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

    RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!”

    — Monty Python and the Quest For the Holy Grail

  4. Nothing about the bunny, too scary.

    Your sermon today was amazing. I love the War of the Worlds series, and yes, I remembered it. I needed the reminder that what we should be focused on is Jesus.

  5. Ram… great idea–the enormous rabbit’s foot. I hadn’t thought of that. I bet you could make a fortune with these…

    Josh… sometimes I find you troubling.

    Robb S… often I find you troubling.

    Brenda… thanks. You deserve a raise.

  6. Wow – Carrots shudder when that brute takes to the garden.

    I also loved the sermon yesterday, even did my homework assignment!

    Adverb: parsimoniously `paa(r)-si’mow-nee-us-lee
    In a stingy manner
    “their rich uncle treated them rather parsimoniously”
    – stingily, cheaply, chintzily

    Looking forward the rest of the series.

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