Dear Food Network…

cameraman.jpgDear Food Network,

Quit zooming in so much. Please. You’re making me seasick. Do you think it makes cooking more exciting? Is that your philosophy? I’m trying to understand. Really. Barefoot Contessa. Giada DeLaurentis. Even Alton Brown. You guys zoom in so tightly on a bunch of parsley getting chopped that I can almost see the molecular bonds torn asunder. Must we? Continue reading